English in Asia: Part two and back with Vengeance

After a few weeks of collecting pictures I'm back with another round of interesting English (and a little Spanish this time!) from countries in Asia! 

Submitted by Dan K. in South Korea

Sometimes you just have to call it as you see it.

Submitted by Cody D in Japan

 Most of this one is okay. Where it really gets me is in the the pluralized form of dear (What I'm guessing was their attempt at an affectionate term). But for whom... for whom?

Submitted by Dan G. in Vietnam?

 Some times you have to defecate, sometimes you have to attack... sometimes you have to do both, especially to he troops.

Submitted by Jason W. in Japan

 I don't think any commentary is needed on this one.

Submitted by Morgan M. in South Korea

After scruffy took his last bong hit his glazed eyes slowly peered into mine, he winked and tenderly barked, "Legalize."

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

A bit ironic but who doesn't want to have keen eyes for gramor (grammar). This is one of the downsides of using  katakana as a bridge to the glamorous English language.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

How I've probably been seen in the eyes of some folks... One happy cracker.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

Maybe she should clean the basket too....

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

Of the many things you can find on a street corner (namely hookers, flyers for call girls (shout out to you Las Vegas), crack cocaine and other assorted vices) maybe you too can find a "very fortunate peacefulness)

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

You are going to need one incredibly awesome leash my friend.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

Is this a before or after smiley?

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

A synopsis of the mysterious and beloved life of number 5.

Submitted by Natalie L. in South Korea

Come one! Come all! Jump on the Kum Gang Express! Wait What?!

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

BIG LETTERS DON'T TROUBLE ME SO MUCH. I JUST READ THEM AS IF RON BURGUNDY WAS YELLING FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

If you live in Okinawa I'll bet you can spot the spelling error (for those of you who don't it's Shisa)

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

USAF is all about the freedom of world peaceful... Only after we take over their planet of course.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

Yes, lets walk to that town yourself. Way to ditch me bro...

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

I feel like this should be the title of a new ninja movie. "Coming soon to a theater near you... "The invincibility, Bad Rebel, Secretly Squad!" (insert danger music here!)

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

The boca has been known to be a weapon of mass insanity. (for the non-spanish speaking among you boca = mouth)

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

On the back of Climax Coffee you can park. What a world we live in!

Submitted by Alyssa M. in South Korea

Honestly I just thought this was a cool shirt. From what I'm told Minnesota is a winter home for many elephants though.

Submitted by Walter M. in Japan

A mans Japanese wife wanted to buy this for their little girl. He immediatelyw shot that idea down.

submitted by ? I lost your name!

You can go on, you can go under but you can't go in.... pet discrimination at its finest.

Submitted by Cody D in Japan

If you can't read the picture is says, "Dia de Los Muertos [day of the dead], TK Sapkid, Skull Beanfest"

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

I met this guy at the gym and he asked if he knew what the English on his shirt meant. He said no so I told him what his shirt says. He replied, "I have no Happy!"  He wears it nearly every day now.

Submitted by Josh N in Japan

So which one was your favorite? Do you have any of your own you would like to submit? Feel free to comment or leave a picture in the comment box below!

English Fails in Asia

Welcome back! This weeks post is all about English fails. Some are funny, some are odd, others are completely incomprehensible. Many of these were submitted by folks roaming the depths of the interwebs (Thank you fellow W.I.G.gers and GIO's). If you have your own picture you would like to submit feel free to do so in the comments section!

Small errors make a big difference

Submitted by Matt. V in Vietnam

Can you find the error?

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Freshly smorked turkey for Thanksgiving.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

Try sounding this out. No really try.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

Sound like a J. Lo movie.

Submitted by Josh N. found in Korea (yes it was imported from Japan)

Only the good stuff please.

submitted by Josh N. in Korea

They accept all forms of trash.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

know your no/know's

Submitted by Johanna H. in Korea

Gotta love that natural Vage.

Wait What??

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

There`s a time for everything under heaven.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

Me love you no long time

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

When I think sexy lady I think Fisho, wait a sec... 

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

This parking lot narrates your driving style as you descend.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

Taking notes all the time! No wonder the Japanese are such scholastically oriented people

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

Its tough to ban walking in slopes but someone has to take a stand.

Submitted by James N. in China

Truly, words to live life by.

Just for Laughs

Submitted by Lisa D. in Korea

Sometimes it happens...

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

Hey do you want some lame stickers kids?!

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

The Japanese says, "please don't stand on the toilet seat." I guess that's popular enough to make a sign.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

There's nothing like mentioning funny tv while putting down game.

Submitted by James N. in Hong Kong

Stairs have been known to kill people. Be safe out there.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Needless to say it wasn't what I expected

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Why be lord of the dance when you can be lord of the study?

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

 Sorry for all the Brit's out there

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

I've found the secret to life.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Heresy! 

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

Exercise vigorously frog style.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

All inclusive services.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

I don't know about you but when I think of love I don't think of condom machines found in the subway bathroom or red perfume.

Fashion Statements

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

I guess if you see the socks it's time to get down to business.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

If the picture quality isn't fantastic it says, "I've got a crash on you."

Submitted by David T. in Japan

Whatever you do, do it joyfully and in a way others can't understand.

Submitted by Hollie W. in Korea

This has been said in so many ways. Sometimes you should just be direct about it and put it on a jacket.

  

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan

The rate of boys having crushes on rock stars is too damn high!

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

 I've heard Nevada called the place "where dreams go to die" but perhaps there is a silver lining in there somewhere? I was just happy to see that the Koreans were repping my home state!

Submitted by David T. in Japan

I can't say I know what they are going for here. Any thoughts of your own on this one?

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

They give you good American mind. Conspiracy theorists start your brain-trains. 

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

Well that's kind of depressing...

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

This is my absolute favorite. It was in the toddler section.

Something to ponder whilst you stare into the abyss

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

DaVinci was a dirty man.

Submitted by Farren S. in Korea

Damn self drinking water or DAMN! Self drinking water! I gotta see this!

Submitted by James N
Sometimes you give sometimes you get

Submitted by Johanna H in Korea

Not so much an English error but interesting to know snail extract is in high demand these days.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Look at that font and color. So much anger.

Submitted by Johanna H. in Korea

For those of you truly looking to have real eyelids Eye Click has just what you need... double eyelid tape.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

Have you ever ridden in a Joy pop limited? Do you want to?

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan

Hey dude! I heard you got a new car! What kind did you get? ..."A brand new Be Go!"

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea

Hey bro, I think it's time we got a wax.